2016
Election
Republican
candidates and the cars they represent
Originally written 8/7/2015--Rejected from another major car blog for the possibility of angering people
As I turned on the idiot box last night, I could not help to
notice the first GOP debate was airing on Fox News. I did an article for my
personal sake comparing authors to cars, but why not compare the aspiring GOP
presidential candidates to the cars they in a sense represent?
Donald
Trump: Extended length Cadillac Escalade with bumper stickers referencing The Apprentice as well as his ego.
Probably has not been washed in a while, because like Trump, the truck has
probably been all over the place.
Ben
Carson: Carson has a calmer personality and does not appear to argue with other
GOPs as much, so possibly something more conservative like a full size
Chevrolet Impala. Maybe a clean one in all black, or dark blue.
Jeb
Bush: Lincoln, but not an old Town Car. This Bush desires to be more
progressive than the views the Town Car represented. But he’s not exactly poor
either, so nothing below that, and he would not touch a Tesla with a 100-foot
pole.
Rand
Paul: Smart car/Scion IQ/Chevrolet Volt. Any of these do not blend in with
other cars. They stick out, just like Paul’s almost libertarian views on a
number of topics.
Chris
Christie: Mercedes G550 (yes, the boxy one). This is because he is very
different from the other GOPs because he is so moderate. He also appears to run
other candidates over, according to the debate. Why not pick Earth’s ultimate
4x4 vehicle?
Mike
Huckabee: Chevrolet Tahoe with Cross emblems on it. Perhaps a Jesus-based plate
frame as well. Parked on the weekend? Church most of Sunday, as Huckabee is a
vocally religious person.
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